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Hunter the Artist in Maui
$769.00
Hunter the Artist has kindly allowed us to use his paintings for this dress. On his canvas, he depicts his efforts to comfort the Maui locals from the trauma of...
Commie's Angels-Kill Walmazon
$659.00
In this episode of Commie’s Angels, Comrade Bernie discovers that a new Wal-Mazon mega-retail store has opened in New York. But the store is not paying Communist-approved wages. Of course,...
Commie's Angels-College Terrorists
$659.00
In this episode of Commie’s Angels, Comrade Bernie assigns his Angels to convert college students to Communism. However, the Angels are dumbfounded when they discover the kids worship Terrorism over...
Commie's Angels-Fashion Gala
$659.00
In this episode of Commie’s Angels, Comrade Bernie asks his Angels to identify with the lowly masses, but they are too busy attending elitist fashion galas. Model is 5 ft...
Fake Female Ale
$650.00
This dress is a homage to a certain beer company that shamelessly pandered to LGBTQ+ activists. Our brand is called “Fake Female Ale” and features a faux woman and rainbow...
Keep Men Out
$650.00
Let’s make a statement with this dress. We are tired of fake women stealing our accolades and personal spaces. We should not surrender all the progress we have made, to...
Protect REAL Women
$650.00
Over the past few years, we have all seen the reports of biological men beating women in swimming, cycling, and a host of other sports. We are tired of seeing...
Revolution RED
$749.00
Our Revolution dresses are our homage to the uniforms worn by the American Revolutionary soldiers. This RED dress is meant to harken back to uniforms worn by Continental Army officers. ...
Revolution GOLD
$749.00
Our Revolution dresses are our homage to the uniforms worn by the American Revolutionary soldiers. This GOLD dress is meant to harken back to then-General George Washington’s uniform. Our dress...
Gadsden Flag (Dont Tread)
$749.00
"Dont Tread" is not missing an apostrophe - this is the original version of the iconic Gadsden flag from the Revolutionary War. We inserted “1A & 2A” in the snake...
Betsy Ross Blue-Stripe
$725.00
As with all our Betsy Ross dresses, 13 stars are asymmetrically sewn on the dress. Each star is made of wool felt and feels wonderful. Of course, one of the...
Betsy Ross Red-Stripe
$725.00
As with all our Betsy Ross dresses, 13 stars are asymmetrically sewn on the dress. Each star is made of wool felt and feels wonderful. Of course, one of the...