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45 in the White House
$645.00
Of course, we needed to create a dress about the greatest president since Ronald Reagan. This dress shows snippets of 45's life in the White House, namely, saluting a soldier...
Betsy Ross 2-Piece
$689.00
As with all our Betsy Ross dresses, 13 stars are asymmetrically sewn on the dress. Each star is made of wool felt and feels wonderful. Of course, one of the...
Betsy Ross 76
$689.00
Big “76” sewn on front to show you are a true Patriot. As with all our Betsy Ross dresses, 13 stars are asymmetrically sewn on the dress. Each star is...
Betsy Ross Blue-Stripe
$689.00
As with all our Betsy Ross dresses, 13 stars are asymmetrically sewn on the dress. Each star is made of wool felt and feels wonderful. Of course, one of the...
Betsy Ross Red-Stripe
$689.00
As with all our Betsy Ross dresses, 13 stars are asymmetrically sewn on the dress. Each star is made of wool felt and feels wonderful. Of course, one of the...
Biden Vegetable Soup Cans
$689.00
Remember when Joe Biden famously called “Where’s Jackie” to summon Indiana Congresswoman Jackie Walorski to speak at a conference? Unfortunately, Walorski had just died weeks earlier. We decided to acknowledge...
Biden Vegetable Soup T-shirt
$50.00
If Joe Biden was a soup can, of course he would be Vegetable. This is a women's t-shirt, not unisex.
Commie's Angels-College Terrorists
$659.00
In this episode of Commie’s Angels, Comrade Bernie assigns his Angels to convert college students to Communism. However, the Angels are dumbfounded when they discover the kids worship Terrorism over...
Commie's Angels-Fashion Gala
$659.00
In this episode of Commie’s Angels, Comrade Bernie asks his Angels to identify with the lowly masses, but they are too busy attending elitist fashion galas. Model is 5 ft...
Commie's Angels-Kill Walmazon
$659.00
In this episode of Commie’s Angels, Comrade Bernie discovers that a new Wal-Mazon mega-retail store has opened in New York. But the store is not paying Communist-approved wages. Of course,...
Fake Female Ale
$679.00
This dress is a homage to a certain beer company that shamelessly pandered to LGBTQ+ activists. Our brand is called “Fake Female Ale” and features a faux woman and rainbow...
Gadsden Flag (Dont Tread)
$595.00
"Dont Tread" is not missing an apostrophe - this is the original version of the iconic Gadsden flag from the Revolutionary War. We inserted “1A & 2A” in the snake...