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45 + 80million

45 + 80million

$750.00
45 + 80 million = 47.  Simple math.  Show your patriotism in Trump's favorite color:  Gold.  With your help and 80 million of your friends, 45 will soon be 47....
Unstoppable

Unstoppable

$750.00
They tried to assassinate him.  But he wouldn't comply.  He rose up from his podium, thrust his fist in the air and yelled "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT".  This is what great...
Biden Vegetable Soup Cans

Biden Vegetable Soup Cans

$689.00
Remember when Joe Biden famously called “Where’s Jackie” to summon Indiana Congresswoman Jackie Walorski to speak at a conference?  Unfortunately, Walorski had just died weeks earlier.  We decided to acknowledge...
45 in the White House

45 in the White House

$750.00
Of course, we needed to create a dress about the greatest president since Ronald Reagan.  This dress shows snippets of 45's life in the White House, namely, saluting a soldier...
The Cackle-Guest Terrorist

The Cackle-Guest Terrorist

$689.00
The Cackle is the most popular talk show in America.  In today’s episode, the ladies interview a Palestinian Freedom Fighter. Model is 5 ft 5 inches and wearing size 2...
Woke Military-Electric Military

Woke Military-Electric Military

$730.00
The General transforms the military into an all-electric force.  No more gas for the greatest fighting machine on earth!  As a result, our tanks are stuck at the charging station...
Woke Military-Gay Pride Parade

Woke Military-Gay Pride Parade

$730.00
In this dress, we address the pratfalls of our Woke Military.  As the enemy destroys Washington DC, we discover that all of our strategic bombers are busy doing ceremonial flyovers...
WonderVeep-Trans Robot

WonderVeep-Trans Robot

$650.00
WonderVeep has been assigned to oversee the development of artificial intelligence (A.I.) in America.  Of course, with her woke ideals, WonderVeep is committed to convincing a deadly A.I. robot it...
WonderVeep-Destroy Gas Cars

WonderVeep-Destroy Gas Cars

$650.00
WonderVeep, ever committed to environmental justice, is on a mission to hasten the transition to electric vehicles.  To that end, she is thrilled to deny us "Puny Citizens" of our...
WonderVeep-Fighting Crime

WonderVeep-Fighting Crime

$650.00
WonderVeep is one of the best crime-fighters in America.  She vanquishes criminals with her smug and patronizing voice.  Featuring puffy short sleeves and pleated skirt. Model is 5 ft 5...
Betsy Ross 2-Piece

Betsy Ross 2-Piece

$725.00
As with all our Betsy Ross dresses, 13 stars are asymmetrically sewn on the dress.  Each star is made of wool felt and feels wonderful.  Of course, one of the...
Hunter the Artist in Ukraine

Hunter the Artist in Ukraine

$769.00
We thank Hunter the Artist for allowing us to showcase two of his finest paintings on this dress.  We are absolutely stunned by the genius of these works.  In his...